Oi, Gohan, hit me up.

I got your brother.

PRIVATE TO THE TANTEI
WHICH INCLUDES KURAMA, HIEI, AND KUWABARA
[EASILY HACKABLE]I can't sit around and let this happen ( Read more... )

[There's dripping and some soft sounds of hospital goings on in the background.] So, there really was a rat guy. Least that's what he looks like. He's also really dead. Like, I don't how dead he looked when he was alive? But he's dead now. Trust me. Sakura apparently put 'im through a wall. I wouldn't believe it if the hole wasn't shaped like him. ( Read more... )

Is it necessary for it to go from being sunny to it pouring rain? Really? I ain't Urashimatarou and I don't got any turtle princesses on me. Ain't that great a swimmer, either, now that I think about it.

Oi. All a you, I wanna status report. We're either goin' out or we ain't. I'm kind of voting the latter. These are my only pants.Anybody heard ( Read more... )

PRIVATE TO KURAMA
EASILY HACKABLE
You didn't scare me that bad, just gimme some warning next time. Scared's not even the right word. More like spooked. And how long does it take to fix dead trees, it's been almost an hour.

...and what the hell's hangin' from the ceiling, anyway?

Are they edible, cuz your mini apparently thinks so ( Read more... )

If we're gunna go, we should go. Like now. That means you Kuwbara. Everybody's ears are back in shape and nobody's barfing, and as long as there ain't fog, have legs will travel ( Read more... )

PRIVATE TO CRIMSON KING
EASILY HACKABLE

Fuckin' sorry sonovabitch. Go ahead and pick a time when I am any less willing to put up your shit, I fucking dare you. Yeah, bet you couldn't. Way to go. You're not getting anybody, this time. I fucking guarantee it. It's been two weeks. You really think you can pull this shit again? Gunna rip your ( Read more... )

[Yuusuke's tone is completely broken; he sounds small. Younger than he is. His throat is dry enough to garner clearing before he actually begins to try to speak, but from the sound of it, he cannot form words. For once. When he does finally speak, no emotion affects his tone, but there is a worn-raw quality that seeps in between the gaps of his ( Read more... )

You're all fucking dead.

[The voice feed is a bit warped; it sounds as if Yuusuke's holding the communicator a little too close to his mouth. As such, the following is somewhat difficult to understand, and louder than probably was intended. He sounds moderately shaken.]You know what I hate ( Read more... )

PRIVATE TO CRIMSON KING
EASILY HACKABLE

You even so much as try anything an' I'll make you into a stain so fast it'll make your paranormal head spin. You hear me? I'll end you. I don't give a shit what you want. You stick around as long as you want. I'll kill you six hundred times if I have to.

I will.

/PRIVATE TO CRIMSON KINGMan, stuff like ( Read more... )